1 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,794 Minton. 2 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:11,766 Pate-sur-pate. 3 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:16,163 By Laurence Birks, Paris collection, 1878. 4 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,336 Trouble is... 5 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:22,678 the family who own this have a very low flash point. 6 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:26,947 Last Friday, the wife brings this vase down on the old man's head. 7 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,317 C-runch. 8 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:33,589 Mind you, it's not the first time this has been used as a club. 9 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,084 Anyway... 10 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,960 I had to finish it. 11 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,006 I... 12 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:58,211 am taking a couple of days off. 13 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,350 Why the early start? Well, imagine the lip I'd get from the rest of the firm. 14 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:07,018 Friends do that to you after a while, they crowd you with guilt. 15 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,960 Take Tinker and Eric. 16 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:10,656 Please. 17 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:15,134 I mean, age not withstanding, those fellas are like the sons I never had. 18 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:17,728 (♪ Hothouse Flowers: : Give It Up) 19 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,237 Ugh! 20 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,762 I'll dream about that now. 21 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,474 Are you sure he'll help us, this Lovejoy fella? 22 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,775 Oh, he'd do anything for us. 23 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,337 Anything at all. 24 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:36,277 What was that? 25 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,030 What the hell is this? 26 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:54,562 It's a luxury executive recreational vehicle, Lovejoy. 27 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,575 Don't get smart with me, Eric. 28 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,442 We've a little problem we need your help with, Lovejoy. 29 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:02,573 Certainly have. I want that thing out of here in about two minutes flat. 30 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:04,913 Do you remember Declan Grady? 31 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,613 Never had the pleasure and I don't want it this morning, Tink. 32 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:10,748 You remember, Lovejoy. Folk singer back in the '60s. 33 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:12,451 I was oblivious to the '60s, Eric, 34 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,426 for... one reason or another. 35 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,989 This is Declan, Lovejoy, an old pal of mine. 36 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,056 I... wrote and... 37 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:23,159 told Declan that I'd bought a house and I, erm... 38 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:25,699 elaborated a bit. 39 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,041 - Felsham Man... - Felsham Hall. 40 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:32,306 Oh, Tink, lord of the manor. Felsham Arms, maybe. 41 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,014 - Sorry, Dec. - Good yarn. 42 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,416 - We'll have to find somewhere else to stay. - Try a hotel. 43 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:42,421 Who's, er... Who's in here, by the way? 44 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,855 That's the Hothouse Flowers. 45 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,621 - Who? - The Hothouse Flowers. The rock band. 46 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:52,029 They're doing a charity gig at Vernon House and, well, we wondered if you could, erm... 47 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,293 put them up? 48 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,494 Not my house, Eric. Excuse me, Declan. 49 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,729 What about Jane? 50 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:59,829 - No way. - Oh, come on, Lovejoy, you could swing it. 51 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:02,432 It's for charity. They wouldn't have to live in the house, 52 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,773 they're just looking for somewhere private to park. 53 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,676 And if you pulled it off, Lovejoy, 54 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:10,649 we'll promise never to ask where the hell you're going done up like a dog's dinner. 55 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,014 (Both) Won't we? 56 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:16,150 (♪ Hothouse Flowers: : Giving It All Away) 57 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,824 ♪ We're giving it all away 58 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,824 ♪ Giving it all away 59 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,866 ♪ I see us giving it all away 60 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:35,301 ♪ And an old man told me about dol... ♪ 61 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:36,808 (Music stops) 62 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:45,314 Janey. 63 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:46,743 Janey. 64 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:47,878 Janey! 65 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,353 J... Janey. 66 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,085 You shouldn't do that to a grown man this early in the morning. 67 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,719 Yes, it is a bit early. What's all the noise about? 68 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,422 Ah. Erm... 69 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,262 I came to ask you a favor, but... 70 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,231 Oh, it's not a good idea. No, go back to bed. 71 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,861 (Sighs) What favor? 72 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,065 No, I shouldn't have let them talk me into it, 73 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,564 but you know what the lads are like once they get an idea in their heads. 74 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,738 - What lads? - No, no. Don't worry about it another second. 75 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,681 - I'll go back and tell them it's not on. - Lovejoy. 76 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:20,174 This charity concert tonight at your mate Dotty Grunebarn's place... 77 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:23,154 - Yeah, I sold you tickets for it. - You know who's playing, don't you? 78 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:26,647 The Hothouse Flowers. Dotty said she'll introduce me to them. 79 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,661 Well, I can do that. Right now. 80 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,889 You? 81 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,521 (Laughs) How come? 82 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:35,193 They're on your doorstep wondering if you'll put them up for the night. 83 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:36,701 My doorstep? 84 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:39,796 My God. My clothes, I'm not even dressed properly. 85 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:44,139 Well, neither are they. They don't have to kip here, Jane, they can just drive the bus up. 86 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,407 No! I wouldn't dream of it. 87 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,641 All right, fellas, you're on. 88 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,909 Yo! 89 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,016 Liam. 90 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,044 Hello. It really is you. 91 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,182 (Both) Great title for a song. 92 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,283 State-of-the-art blarney. 93 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,793 Jerry. Jerry. 94 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,318 Hi, Jane. Lovely house you have. 95 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,696 Thank you. Just let me get dressed and I'll show you all around. 96 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,462 - Peter. - Lovely to meet you. 97 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,401 - Hello. - Do you mind if we use your kitchen? 98 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:12,495 To make some breakfast. Will you be joining us? 99 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:16,099 Well, yes, I'd love to. I mean, I've had coffee, but I haven't eaten yet. 100 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,940 - Grand. That's great. - The kitchen's through here. 101 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,843 - And this is Leo. - Hi. 102 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,745 - And Fiachna. - Leo. 103 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,979 - How are you doing? Nice to meet you. - What have you got in there? 104 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:27,576 It's a lucky charm, Lovejoy. 105 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,144 We take it with us everywhere we go. 106 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,712 - Exactly what is it? - Lovejoy. 107 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:33,487 Don't poke your nose in where it isn't wanted. 108 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:34,891 (She sighs) 109 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,020 This is my old friend Declan. 110 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,360 - Jane. - Hello. How are you? 111 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,389 - Hello, Declan. - Pleased to meet you. 112 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,594 Dec, maybe you should give your man a call. 113 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,500 - Oh, right. - Don't be too nice to him. 114 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,165 - Can I use the phone, missus? - Actually, it's Lady Jane... 115 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,037 Don't worry about that, Lovejoy, really. 116 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,372 Yes, this way. 117 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:56,478 Will you stop twittering like a teenager and behave like a grown woman? 118 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,643 Don't you have a prior engagement? 119 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,276 How do you know about that? 120 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,378 Victoria never could keep a secret. 121 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,390 Well, maybe you know where she's taking me. 122 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,393 Aha. But on the other hand, I can keep one. 123 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,022 Run along, Lovejoy. 124 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,294 Hello, Mr. Morgan. 125 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:21,829 - It's Declan Grady. - Ah, Declan. 126 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:25,935 Nice to hear your voice again, glad you all got here safely. What can I do for you? 127 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:29,470 The boys do the concert tonight, then they're off to Japan next week. Agreed? 128 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:32,348 When did we ever disagree? Declan... 129 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,012 Will you be performing tonight? 130 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:36,521 - Well, maybe. - I understand. 131 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,854 Look forward to seeing you. Bye. 132 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,758 - Declan Grady? - Hothouse Flowers. 133 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,030 They've arrived, no problem. 134 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,060 - You're late. - Oh, sorry. 135 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:26,299 Got caught up with friends, wanting me to do things. 136 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,931 Nice to have friends who need you. 137 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,699 Yeah, must be. 138 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,171 - Hello. - Hello. 139 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:40,708 I could murder some lunch. What's this place like we're going to be staying at? 140 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:44,621 - Small, romantic. Antique, even. - Sounds right up my street. 141 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:46,852 Lovejoy, you're looking the wrong way. 142 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,724 We're going out to sea. 143 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:51,594 Uh-oh. When fear strikes, you lose the will to think. 144 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:53,599 It's fight or flight. 145 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:59,737 Mm. No, I don't think so. Can we try the red one? 146 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,205 Very good, madam. 147 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:05,671 Well, I've sailed close to the wind a few times in my life, never for real. 148 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,406 Adrift in the North Sea. 149 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,946 Now put your arms up. 150 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:14,783 - (He sighs) - It doesn't really fit under the arms. 151 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:17,084 If I wasn't terrified, I'd show her who's the boss. 152 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,715 Could we try the blue one? 153 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,521 Trouble is I think she knows. 154 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,092 Not long, darling, then we can go and have lunch. 155 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,564 Lunch? I can't eat lunch. 156 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,328 Well, I can. You can watch me. 157 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,425 OK. 158 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,561 You can put your arms down now. 159 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,572 And the, erm... shoes. 160 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,198 No. 161 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,173 Mm. 162 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,768 (She laughs) 163 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:43,009 If I'd told you what I had in mind, you wouldn't have come. 164 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,643 No, but plenty of other fellas would. 165 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,482 - Wouldn't they? - Mm-hm. 166 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,547 I asked you. 167 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,423 My father used to bring us down here when I was a child. 168 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,256 Up and down these waters. 169 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,854 Maldon, Burnham, Manningtree. 170 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,592 Over to France for the summer. 171 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,259 He used to keep a boat here. 172 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,631 40ft gaff rigger. 173 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,660 Ah, the old 40ft gaff rigger, eh? 174 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:09,300 - You do know about boats, then? - No. Just trying to get in the spirit of things. 175 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,004 You know, you remind me of him. 176 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,137 Do I? Was he different, brave? 177 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,045 Not a word I'd use about you today. 178 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:19,017 - Plate of chips, please. - Appetite returning? 179 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:22,817 Well, maybe now's the time for me to tell you that sailing is not all I had in mind. 180 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,447 Cancel those chips. 181 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:27,857 - (Laughs) Lovejoy, I didn't mean that. - What did you mean? 182 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:30,088 You know what I mean. 183 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,687 I want to see Dorset. 184 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,790 I want to visit the Lake District. 185 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,461 I want to watch the sun go down on Galway Bay. 186 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,299 When do we sail, skipper? 187 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:41,033 Right now. Let's get onto the sea in a little ship. 188 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:45,073 - How little? - Sleeps two. 189 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,195 Lovejoy. 190 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,708 Mm? 191 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,233 Is your first name Horatio? 192 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,337 Might be. 193 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,939 (They laugh) 194 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,747 What do I do now? 195 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,781 Nothing. 196 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,827 You're singing tonight. 197 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,562 I was going to, yeah, but... 198 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,762 then I heard how big the gig was. 199 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,965 It's booked out, Tink. 200 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,566 They're all expecting something special. 201 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,132 Pity. 202 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,243 The boys love you, you know that. 203 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,873 I know. 204 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,441 They keep offering me a chance to sing, but... 205 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,085 You were the best. 206 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,957 I don't sing much anymore. 207 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,984 For the same reason you don't own a great big country mansion. 208 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,429 The truth caught up with us. 209 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,023 I'm losing you. 210 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:18,060 Because somewhere in the umpteenth bar, the n-th town, 211 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,867 and God knows what number tour... 212 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,642 I lost out to this stuff. 213 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,908 It made you poor and me... scared. 214 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,414 (Sighs) 215 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:35,046 I'll have two sugars in mine. 216 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,687 What about this Lovejoy fella? 217 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,021 (Laughs) 218 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,856 He's like a son to me. 219 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,089 And Jane. Where does she fit in? 220 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:48,396 You know, a good-looking woman rattling round in a sodding great barn like this. 221 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,096 One of the mysteries of the age, Jane. 222 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,868 - Husband? - Yeah. 223 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,197 Businessman. 224 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,972 Always away. 225 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,769 Wicked waste. 226 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,770 (Laughter) 227 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,677 - You? Tell fortunes? - Since when? 228 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,202 - It's a gift. - Since he read it in a book last week. 229 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:38,239 Jane, we mystics have many doubters. 230 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,047 Yes, I'm sure you do, Jerry. 231 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,985 - And what a future you have. - (Doorbell) 232 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,683 - Yeah. And most of it in front of you. - (Eric) I'll get it. 233 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:47,988 I see a doorbell, I see someone ringing it, 234 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,858 and I see a man answering it. 235 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,226 (Laughs) 236 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,232 - That might be somebody for the boys. - Eric will take care of it. 237 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,234 The boys can look after themselves. 238 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,997 You must be joking. 239 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,131 Yeah? 240 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,906 I wonder if I might have a word with Mr. O'Maonlai. 241 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,106 Who? 242 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,171 Liam. 243 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,546 Oh, right. 244 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,011 Everything all right, Eric? 245 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:20,150 There's a bloke outside called Morgan, says he wants to speak to Liam. 246 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,989 - I'll handle it. - OK. 247 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,122 Afternoon, Dec. 248 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:31,899 Come to give the band their itinerary, see if there's anything I can... do. 249 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,928 Ah. 250 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,406 Justin Vulliamy. 251 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,342 17... 60. 252 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,277 - Thereabouts. - '62, actually. 253 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,611 I bought it myself for Lady Felsham some three years ago. 254 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,378 You know about such things? 255 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,543 A little. 256 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,143 You're too modest. 257 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:51,281 Anybody else would have attributed it to his son Benjamin. 258 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,622 Marvelous, isn't it, Ray? 259 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,822 To meet a man who knows what he's talking about instead of a spieler. 260 00:14:56,862 --> 00:15:00,320 - What do you really want? - Merely to oil the wheels, Dec. 261 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:04,427 Six o'clock sharp, the boys will be picked up and taken to the venue. 262 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,871 - That's a bit early, innit? - They have to do a sound check. 263 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,101 Security's all laid on, 264 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,803 - the lighting crew have done a marvelous job. - Caterers? 265 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,371 The very best and if there's anything else the boys want, you just let me know. 266 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,779 I'll tell them. 267 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,646 What charity is it, exactly? 268 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:22,484 HOBO. And believe me, they'll be eternally grateful for the band's help. 269 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,716 - HOBO? - Homes Before Offices. 270 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,215 One of the many charities I raise money for, Lord Felsham. 271 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,660 Actually, I'm not, erm... 272 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:35,360 Actually, I'm not sure that you might not have met Lady Felsham before. 273 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,596 She does a lot of work for charity and... 274 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,467 (Chuckles) 275 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,870 Aha. 276 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,735 (Declan) It's not for sale. 277 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,406 My offer still stands. 278 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:52,042 I mean, surely they're not going to cart this around for the rest of their lives. 279 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,312 That's their business. 280 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:57,448 If they do decide to off-load it, you will see that I get first refusal? 281 00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,218 You couldn't afford it, mate. 282 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,326 Nice talking to you, Lord Felsham. 283 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,296 Yes. Likewise. 284 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,662 Sure. 285 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,701 A bit snotty with him, weren't you? 286 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,363 I don't trust him. 287 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,338 Oh, he's a decent enough sort of chap. 288 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,307 Got a good eye for a clock. 289 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,071 And a gentleman. 290 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,632 (Bugle) 291 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,508 Good man, Eric. 292 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,036 No sweat. 293 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,225 It's been grand having you around, Eric. 294 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:11,954 You all right? 295 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,865 Well, no, actually. 296 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:22,440 You see... I've not been getting a lot of satisfaction lately. 297 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,500 Not exactly my field, that, Eric. 298 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,002 Job satisfaction. 299 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,378 Oh, I see. 300 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,710 It's Lovejoy. 301 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,547 Quite like the fella myself. 302 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:36,645 Ah, yeah, but you only see one side of him, don't you? 303 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,316 He's been messing me around for three years now. 304 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,350 And when he's wrung me out, 305 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,227 he'll put his foot on the pedal bin of life, 306 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,858 up will flip the lid and he'll drop me right in it. 307 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:50,861 Right. 308 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,030 I mean, where is he now? Tell me that. 309 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,007 Chasing crumpet. At his age! 310 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,778 So you can see what I'm driving at, can't you? 311 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,906 Not exactly, Eric, no. 312 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:06,307 Well, it's time I made a career move, innit? 313 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:09,320 And music's always been a second string to me and... 314 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,822 if I've really been that useful to you, 315 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,291 I mean, maybe we could... I mean, maybe I could... 316 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:17,921 - You're saying you'd like to work for the band? - I can start tomorrow. 317 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,760 I'd have to ask the others. 318 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,493 Well, what do you want to ask me? 319 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,091 I mean, come on, fire away. 320 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,864 - How's your voice? - (Laughs) 321 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,871 Well, hang on a minute, I mean, 322 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:30,739 I'm obviously willing to start at the bottom, fetching and carrying. 323 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,473 But I mean, having said that, my voice is quite good, actually. 324 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,344 Well, I'll tell you what, 325 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,144 15 minutes before we go on, 326 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,981 you give the others a shout. 327 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,215 Right. (Clears throat) 328 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,183 - Glad you came? - I'm glad I came. 329 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,629 - Hot toddy? - Ooh, hot toddy. 330 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,222 After you. 331 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,032 (Sighs) 332 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:07,872 (Clatter) 333 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,346 (Victoria) Ooh! 334 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,412 (Laughs) Lovejoy. 335 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,249 ♪ So there we go past the city limits 336 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,221 ♪ Trying to get a better point of view 337 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:22,257 ♪ You were staring hard at me, I was staring hard at you 338 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:26,424 ♪ But you said I was acting secretive, I said, "Yes, maybe you're right" 339 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,729 ♪ But if there's logic in any of this madness 340 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,997 ♪ You will find it in my eyes 341 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,503 ♪ And be good ♪ Be good 342 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,835 ♪ Be kind ♪ Be kind 343 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,863 ♪ Be truthful and feel free 344 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:40,106 ♪ And keep your wholly loving eyes on me 345 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,705 ♪ Be good, be kind 346 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,546 ♪ Be truthful and feel free 347 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,520 ♪ Keep your wholly loving eyes on me ♪ 348 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,232 Come on. 349 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,466 - (Cheering and applause) - Whoo! 350 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,670 ♪ Keep your wholly loving eyes 351 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,736 ♪ Keep your wholly loving eyes 352 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,409 ♪ Keep your wholly loving eyes 353 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:29,192 ♪ Keep your wholly loving eyes 354 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,923 (Cheering and whistles) 355 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:37,926 ♪ On me ♪ 356 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,735 - Thank you, sir. - Good night, sir. 357 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,840 Good night. 358 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:54,847 (Sighs) 359 00:20:55,988 --> 00:21:00,288 You see, it's not that I'm especially big, or that those bunks were especially small, 360 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,656 it's just that I need... 361 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,627 Room to maneuver. 362 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,628 Exactly. 363 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,434 Where was I? 364 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,061 Maneuvering. 365 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,375 - Oh, yeah, hurry up. - Oh, I'm sorry. 366 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,105 - Whoo-ooh-ooh. - (Laughter) 367 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,976 Like a drink? Yes, I'm sure you would. 368 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,709 - It's a little cool. - Have a seat. 369 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,614 - I won't. - No? 370 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,516 Declan, we should make a move. 371 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,611 Right. Eric, is the car there? 372 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:30,883 I'll go and check. 373 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,819 Thanks for what you did, lads. Cheers. 374 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,222 - Has Morgan settled up with everyone? - He should be doing that now. 375 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:41,323 - Where is he? - I saw him earlier. 376 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,129 - Yeah, the car's ready. - Eric, have you seen Morgan? 377 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,637 Oh, he left about an hour ago. 378 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,573 - What's wrong? - I bloody knew it. 379 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,631 What's the time? 380 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:20,160 Seven o'clock. 381 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,536 Oh. 382 00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:24,167 - Middle of the night. - Mm. 383 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:25,767 Where are we? 384 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,244 Hotel. 385 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:30,681 I remember. 386 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,784 Yes, I remember. 387 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:37,050 I thought we'd get a bag of groceries, nip over to the ship, 388 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,058 have a fry-up and then sails up and away. 389 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,354 Mm. 390 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:44,521 Wind's from the southwest, you see. 391 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,428 That will help, will it? 392 00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:49,093 I don't know, that's why I woke you up. 393 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,978 Yesterday I'd never been on a boat, 394 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:13,115 today I want to spend the rest of my life on one. With her. 395 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,887 I've got the route all mapped out. 396 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:19,363 Southwold for lunch, Amsterdam by nightfall. Friday, Pedrogao. 397 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,366 - Never heard of him. - It's in Portugal. 398 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,836 Thought we'd get married there. It's the only way you'll find out my first name. 399 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,531 What an offer. 400 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,338 Two eggs, yes? 401 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:38,779 - You don't like the idea? - What? 402 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:39,909 Us. 403 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,078 Getting married. 404 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:45,516 Make yourself useful, Lovejoy, cut some bread. 405 00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:49,352 That's a yes, you will marry me? 406 00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:54,932 I never know if you're kidding or not. 407 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:57,526 Oh, I never was. I just wanted to lessen the shock. 408 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:02,033 Lovejoy, you've known me four weeks and you want to spend the rest of your life with me? 409 00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:03,506 Yeah. 410 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,942 Why don't you try my cooking first? 411 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:07,672 That's a definite maybe. 412 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,607 I did - I did want to make this more... 413 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,379 romantic. 414 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:16,387 You know, have an orchestra playing in the background, 415 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,286 but this only... 416 00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:20,382 gives you shipping forecasts. 417 00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,428 I'd still say the same. 418 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,123 Come on, Vic. 419 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,465 Don't spoil everything. 420 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,368 Let's just leave it as it is. 421 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,369 The answer's no. 422 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,975 I don't understand. 423 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:48,452 I suppose if I said "freedom", you'd scream? 424 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,520 You know, even in the nick, I was free. 425 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,821 Freedom's... up here. 426 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,325 You've never been to Peru. 427 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,094 You're going back? 428 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,734 I don't know. 429 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,474 I might do. 430 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:59,383 What does a long whining sound mean in this country? 431 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:02,985 Usually Eric, but on this occasion, number unobtainable. 432 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:05,156 Disconnected. 433 00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:08,097 But you got through the other day. What's Morgan playing at? 434 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,931 Bandits. He's gone with close to 100 grand. 435 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,459 I told you I didn't trust him. 436 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,768 But what did the police say earlier, Dec? 437 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:18,207 As far as they're concerned, Morgan's not missing, not after 12 hours. 438 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,474 There's still no sign of him by the weekend, then they're interested. 439 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:25,347 - Right. So just who does he owe money to? - Everyone. 440 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:29,513 The sound, the lighting people, Terry, Norman. The transport. 441 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:32,546 Printers, caterers, security, roadies. 442 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,857 Just a second. These people aren't your problem, though, you do know that? 443 00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:38,726 Maybe, but we don't need that reputation. 444 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:41,095 It's Morgan who's run off with the takings, not you. 445 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:44,431 - Look, we can pay them ourselves. - How much, Dec? Any idea? 446 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,130 - 40 grand. - You must be joking. 447 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:50,139 - There could be a way. - We'll need Lovejoy's help, though. 448 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:51,574 Ah, not the harp. 449 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:55,569 I'm afraid Lovejoy is at present unobtainable. 450 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,072 No, he's back. I got a phone call from Victoria this morning. 451 00:27:00,986 --> 00:27:04,012 Women may let you down. 452 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,456 Antiques... 453 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,222 never. 454 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:12,655 There. 455 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,099 All ready to clobber somebody else. 456 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:21,071 By rights I shouldn't let them have it back. They're Philistines, no eye for lasting beauty. 457 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:23,301 They prefer a lovers' tiff, 458 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:28,142 smashing up the odd bit of artwork and falling back into each other's arms. 459 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,875 The last bit sounds good. 460 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,149 What are you doing here? 461 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:37,946 What happened? 462 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:40,982 You turned me down. 463 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,789 That's what happened. 464 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:46,923 So you walked out on me just because I said I wouldn't marry you? 465 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:49,433 Didn't seem much point in staying. 466 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:53,665 I'd never have thought you of all people would take life so seriously, Lovejoy. 467 00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:55,229 Well, why not? 468 00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:58,003 I thought we felt the same about each other. 469 00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:00,307 I'm not ending in a fight. 470 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,176 In fact, I'm not ending anything. 471 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,844 But you're going home. 472 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:08,451 Probably. 473 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:10,944 Perhaps it's just that... 474 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:14,516 you really don't want to know what my first name is. 475 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:21,493 - Good time, Lovejoy? - Sorry to barge in, Lovejoy. 476 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,058 - We've got a problem. - Well, sort it out, Tink. 477 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:27,230 We need you to look at something. It's urgent. 478 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,137 It better be. 479 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,514 It's a trunk. Circa 1955. 480 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,188 What's happened, Vic? 481 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,659 He asked me to marry him. 482 00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:55,494 Well, always one for surprises. 483 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:57,330 I thought he was kidding. 484 00:28:58,336 --> 00:29:00,668 I tried to laugh it off, but he wouldn't drop it. 485 00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:01,933 Yes, that's Lovejoy. 486 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:05,409 If he wants something, he keeps on, usually till he gets it. 487 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,775 Now he thinks it's him I'm saying no to, 488 00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,404 but it's not. 489 00:29:09,447 --> 00:29:10,971 It's marriage. 490 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:12,505 You mean, you're not... 491 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:13,983 Course we're not. 492 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:18,420 Oh, Janey. I just need some time to be myself. 493 00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:21,254 I don't want to be Mrs. Lovejoy, Mrs. Anybody. 494 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,188 How's he taken it? 495 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,594 Not good. 496 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,498 He really did mean it. 497 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:30,796 I'll call you from the airport. 498 00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:33,827 - Erm... - Don't worry. 499 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,339 I'll tell him. 500 00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,812 Are you thinking... 501 00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:48,479 what I'm thinking? 502 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,511 I hardly dare to. 503 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:52,455 Then you are. 504 00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:56,554 It's gonna need a hell of a lot of work, Tink. 505 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:58,118 From the best. 506 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:02,228 - Jack Stallabrass. - Is he still alive? 507 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,428 He was when I last saw him. 508 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,699 Right. Eric, my book. 509 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:09,673 Jack Stallabrass's number, under S for Stallabrass. 510 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:12,073 I could have worked that out meself, Lovejoy. 511 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,772 - Honestly, the way you treat me... - Just get on with it, Eric. 512 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,576 Phone him, ask him when he can see us. 513 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:18,582 - (Eric sighs) - Gentlemen. 514 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:21,915 We're going to meet one of the great authorities on musical instruments. 515 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:24,080 - They'll be polite, I promise you. - Sure. 516 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,647 He'll want to know where the harp came from, stuff like that. 517 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:28,454 So do you want to tell me? 518 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:33,089 As far as I remember, my great-uncle left it to me. 519 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:34,860 And who left it to him? 520 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,633 - He's forgotten. - Your grandfather lives in Galway. 521 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,137 He was a grand-uncle. 522 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:42,162 Who gave it to him? 523 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,767 He bought it from a farmer whose cousin left it to him. 524 00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:45,833 Ah. 525 00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:49,574 Right. The cousin. Where did he live? 526 00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:52,939 Up in Soay, where the sheep come from. 527 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,218 That's what we wanted to hear. 528 00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:58,755 Put this back in the trunk. 529 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,815 Very, very carefully. 530 00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:08,665 Where's Vic? 531 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,032 She's gone, Lovejoy. 532 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:12,900 What do you mean, "she's gone"? 533 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,461 I'm sorry. 534 00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:16,336 She asked me to say goodbye. 535 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:20,140 I've been meaning to tell you, Lovejoy, I'm going to Japan with the Flowers. 536 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:22,840 - Don't be silly. - Is that all you've got to say? 537 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,576 Oh, don't be bloody silly, Eric! 538 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:28,177 That's why I'm going, because the contempt you show me is... contemptible. 539 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,779 Go on, then, leave. Everybody else is walking out on me. 540 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:35,555 That's another reason for going cos you don't care whether I do or not, so I will! 541 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:48,332 (Organ playing) 542 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,358 (Hums) 543 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:42,959 Jack. 544 00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:45,322 Mutton Geoff. 545 00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:53,863 Jack. 546 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,668 Didn't hear you come in. 547 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,902 I've brought some friends, Jack. 548 00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,466 Not used to visitors. 549 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:01,671 Not sure I like visitors. 550 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:06,309 They're musicians, Jack. You'll like them and you'll like what they've brought. 551 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:16,459 No disrespect to your man or anything, but do you think the harp will be safe here? 552 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:20,055 - Well, I can't see why not. - It's never been on its own anywhere before. 553 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:23,090 Well, don't worry. I'll stay with it for the duration. 554 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,659 Great. 555 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:28,600 Scottish, not Irish. 556 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,539 Yeah, that's what we thought, Jack. 557 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:35,774 One of the owners, way back, came from Soay, one of the Scottish islands. 558 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,012 Hornbeam. 559 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:39,710 Pegs missing, of course. 560 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,548 Pinholes shot to pieces. 561 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,450 No problem, though. 562 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:47,617 Will you be able to put it back together for us, Jack? 563 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:50,183 - Restring it and everything? - Pleasure. 564 00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,458 In 48 hours? The boys need money. 565 00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:55,295 - Quick, sharp. They're off to Japan next week. - Sure. 566 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,633 You know what this is, don't you, Jack? 567 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,569 I mean, Tinker and I thought... 568 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,095 Queen Mary harp. 569 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,973 1503 or thereabouts. 570 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,773 As played by angels, Lovejoy. 571 00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:12,207 It is beautiful, Jack, but, erm... 572 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,344 - how much? - A fortune. 573 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:17,445 That's not a figure, Jack. 574 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:19,820 Figures would frighten you. 575 00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,518 (Singing) 576 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,925 So would this lot by the sound of them. 577 00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:28,492 (♪ Singing in foreign language) 578 00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:48,278 I'm sorry, I'm afraid all our financial information is confidential. 579 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:52,756 I appreciate you think you're trying to help us, but for all I know you could be... well... 580 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:54,883 - Could be what? - Inland Revenue. 581 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,791 Out to hassle us. Customs and Excise. 582 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,797 Oh, yes, the establishment have their thugs as well, you know. 583 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:03,699 There were 10,000 people at that concert at ten quid a throw. 584 00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:05,964 Where's all that money gone? Admin? Overheads? 585 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,597 We're talking about one man and a sealed briefcase. 586 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,072 10,000? 587 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,077 - Is he always late with his money? - Not as a rule, no. 588 00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:16,539 They haven't been paid yet, Lovejoy. 589 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:20,142 - And they're expecting £8,000. - Sharon, you're fired. 590 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:23,119 Stay put, Sharon. You're in line for promotion. 591 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:25,987 - Do you have an address for Morgan's office? - No. 592 00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:28,082 5 Williams Court, Harrow. 593 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,616 Thank you, Sharon. 594 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:56,482 - Can I help you? - Looking for Ray Morgan. 595 00:35:56,521 --> 00:36:01,891 Yeah, well, if you find him, tell him he owes me till the end of the month. And the phone. 596 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,451 Seemed a decent sort of geezer an' all. 597 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,956 Quiet. 598 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,864 Clean. 599 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,232 Respectable. 600 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:15,397 You know what he left me with? 601 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:19,068 A load of old chinky takeaway with a green fur coat on it. 602 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,846 - Did you meet his wife? - Not really, no. 603 00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:30,479 Why is it that rubbish like Morgan always gets women like that? 604 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,318 Real sweetheart. 605 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:35,484 While blokes like you and me always get the dogs. 606 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,494 It's amazing, isn't it? 607 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:45,425 Help yourselves. You won't find anything. 608 00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:46,902 I've looked. 609 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:55,342 (Sighs) 610 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,877 Ooh! 611 00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:04,513 Not exactly a natural housekeeper, our Mrs. Morgan, Tink. 612 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,614 Doesn't make sense. 613 00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:10,184 I had her husband down as a really fussy bloke. 614 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,889 You know... 615 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:15,126 everything in its place and a place for everything. 616 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,066 Hello. 617 00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,168 What? 618 00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:29,042 David Olliphant's catalog. 619 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,514 Big Dollar Ollie? 620 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:33,539 (Reads) 621 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:37,745 That's this Saturday. 622 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:39,722 It is. 623 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,520 Mrs. Frances Morgan, 624 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:45,017 care of the Post Office, Ballyduff, County Limerick. 625 00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,427 (Lovejoy sighs) 626 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,830 There is light at the end of this tunnel. 627 00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:52,097 And I don't think it's a train coming, Tink. 628 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,637 There was an old lady from Limerick, 629 00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:58,642 Who did something that rhymed with Limerick. 630 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:02,144 ♪ Hoo, tee-tootly, tee-tootly, tee-tootly ♪ 631 00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:11,955 (Eric) Don't worry, Jack, I've got everything under control. 632 00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:15,917 Save your breath, Eric. 633 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:18,191 (Sighs) 634 00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:35,505 (Rock music on headphones) 635 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,592 (Snores) 636 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,166 - (Knock at door) - (Eric) Lovejoy. 637 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,642 Lovejoy! 638 00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,408 All right, Eric. 639 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:49,317 I know you're gonna tell me something that I do not want to hear. 640 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:50,911 It's gone. 641 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:54,715 The harp, Lovejoy, it's gone. Someone's stolen it. 642 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:57,227 I told you to sleep with it. 643 00:39:57,261 --> 00:39:59,456 But that's what I did. Sleep. 644 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,488 Who's your next of kin, Eric? 645 00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:05,366 Jack just went for a drink for an hour or so, but that's when they swooped. 646 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,836 You let him go out boozing? 647 00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:09,362 He got back about midnight and there it was, gone! 648 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,739 And you slept through it. 649 00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:16,076 But I reckon I know who might have done it. Morgan. What do you think? 650 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:17,774 (Sighs) Well, I think... 651 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,949 We'll find out Saturday, Eric. 652 00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,113 Dear chap. 653 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,950 Marti and I were thinking about you yesterday. 654 00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:02,390 Why me, Ollie? 655 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:06,192 Marti's brother's gone down for two years, my sweet. Same prison. 656 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:10,394 "We must get old Lovers to go see him," she said, pass on some tricks of the trade. 657 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,493 I can't wait to visit there again, Ollie. 658 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,060 Anyway... 659 00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:16,868 what brings you lot this far off the beaten track? 660 00:41:16,907 --> 00:41:20,206 Do you know a Ray and Frances Morgan? 661 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:24,014 - Do they buy much from you, Ollie? - Yes, frequently. 662 00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:27,984 In fact, I'm expecting them here this afternoon to bid for the Ralmarchais. 663 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:31,044 They collect 19th-century French paintings. 664 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:34,990 Can't be the same people that had that tatty, little office, Lovejoy. 665 00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:37,186 They live in some luxury in southern Ireland. 666 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:39,321 Mansion in Limerick, so I've heard. 667 00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:40,762 (Woman) Mr. Olliphant. 668 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,562 A mansion? 669 00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:47,200 In Limerick. 670 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:51,106 It's beautiful. He runs the scam here in England playing Joe Bloggs, 671 00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:53,006 Mr. Average, the man in the gray suit. 672 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:56,843 Come the big payout, acts like a king in Ireland. 673 00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,745 Why didn't I think of that? 674 00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:02,616 Because you're a flash git all of the time. 675 00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,348 I'll take that as a compliment. 676 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:06,686 Excuse me, Jane. 677 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,995 Eric, go into the car park. 678 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,196 Yeah. 679 00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:21,966 Find the Morgans' car. 680 00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,166 Yeah. 681 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,107 And let one of the tires down. 682 00:42:25,142 --> 00:42:26,268 Why? 683 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,970 Because I told you to. 684 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,641 Fair enough. 685 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:52,096 Ladies and gentlemen, lot 24 in the catalog. 686 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:56,069 Portrait of the artist's two sisters, Celeste and Sylvie. 687 00:42:56,106 --> 00:43:00,873 This reveals Ralmarchais's technical skills perhaps better than any we've seen so far. 688 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,970 So shall we begin at £40,000? 689 00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:06,048 Mr. Yamahita, thank you. 690 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:07,482 45 anywhere? 691 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,117 Mr. Vanhoim. 692 00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:11,280 50. 693 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:12,846 Do I hear 50? 694 00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:20,056 We have a truly magnificent example. 695 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,621 Do you see Morgan anywhere? 696 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:25,431 No, but she's there. I'd recognize that briefcase anywhere. 697 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:27,061 50. 698 00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:30,468 55. 699 00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:35,144 £50,000, then. 700 00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:37,977 It's yours, madam, at £50,000. 701 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,087 What are you doing here, Dec? 702 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:47,921 - I told you I didn't trust Morgan, didn't I? - You did, but I didn't believe you. 703 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:51,587 But we've found him now. All we have to do is to get hold of that harp. 704 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,189 - That will turn up. - You seem very sure. 705 00:43:54,231 --> 00:43:57,291 Well, that's what I want to talk to you about. 706 00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:58,995 (Chatter) 707 00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:13,409 - Grab her. - Well, I wouldn't. 708 00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:15,680 Besides, it's her old man we're after. 709 00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:19,181 Well, where's Declan gone to, Tink? 710 00:44:19,223 --> 00:44:22,920 He's sorting a couple of details out about Japan. 711 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,522 Oh, that should be of interest to you, Eric. Mind you, I don't think you'll like it there. 712 00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:28,895 Why not? 713 00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:33,198 Because it is a society based on the work ethic, Eric. 714 00:44:33,237 --> 00:44:35,398 Leave him alone, Lovejoy. 715 00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:38,840 Besides, no one's going anywhere if the harp doesn't show up. 716 00:44:38,876 --> 00:44:42,778 - That might not be as difficult as it seemed. - Do you know something? 717 00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,474 There he is. Morgan. 718 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,642 - That's him there. - Lovejoy. 719 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:50,142 - About the harp. - No, not now, Tink. Look at him. 720 00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:52,982 A face in the crowd. 721 00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:55,389 "Let's do some shopping, darling, let's make a list. 722 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:57,917 "We need an ironing board, some new underwear, 723 00:44:57,961 --> 00:45:01,954 "and we must get a nice, little Ralmarchais to cover that nasty gap on the dining room wall." 724 00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,489 Come on. 725 00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:10,134 Mrs. Morgan. 726 00:45:10,174 --> 00:45:12,005 Mr. Morgan. 727 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:15,534 The description the boys gave of you fits you perfectly. 728 00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:17,570 I don't believe we've met. 729 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:20,276 This man a friend of yours, Lord Felsham? 730 00:45:20,984 --> 00:45:22,781 His name's Lovejoy. 731 00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:25,254 How's Limerick? How's the art collection? 732 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:27,519 You reckon you'll get the harp in there, Mr. Morgan? 733 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,253 What are you talking about? 734 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:31,853 The Hothouse harp you nicked, they'd like it back. 735 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:35,160 - We know you wanted it. - With the money you ripped off from the gig, 736 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:39,568 you could buy it twice and still have enough money left over to buy another Ralmarchais. 737 00:45:39,603 --> 00:45:41,070 Get in the car, Frances. 738 00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:44,666 How much do you reckon's left in that briefcase, Morgan? 40 or 50 grand? 739 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,006 Enough to pay the suppliers to that charity gig? 740 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:50,275 By the way, how long will it take you to change that tire? 741 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,609 Eric. 742 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,352 Go and call Uncle Bill. 743 00:45:56,386 --> 00:46:00,982 My work for charity is a matter of public record, Lovejoy. 744 00:46:01,024 --> 00:46:05,893 As far as the harp is concerned, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. 745 00:46:07,731 --> 00:46:10,063 Ooh, you're very good. 746 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:13,433 I almost believe him myself. Don't you, Lord Felsham? 747 00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:18,203 I do believe him, Lovejoy, as far as the harp's concerned. I was trying to tell you back there. 748 00:47:00,617 --> 00:47:03,313 (♪ Harp playing) 749 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,197 Ah, Mr. Grady. 750 00:47:52,236 --> 00:47:54,136 Music for the angels, indeed. 751 00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:55,763 You can have it back now. 752 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:58,070 It's been a joy, Mr. Grady. 753 00:47:58,108 --> 00:48:00,770 - We shall miss it. - Thank you for stringing it. 754 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,837 You know, maybe it should stay here. 755 00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:08,914 Nowhere safer. 756 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,614 So you're not going with them, then? 757 00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:16,752 Well, where else could I get physical, mental and verbal abuse for nothing? 758 00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:21,696 Besides, I couldn't stand the thought of all those exotic locations, 759 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,292 meeting new people and being paid a decent wage. 760 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:26,633 OK. 761 00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:28,729 OK, Eric, you've made your point. 762 00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:31,639 I'm sorry. I'm glad you're staying. 763 00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:35,237 We'll talk. 764 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,942 Lovejoy, thank you. 765 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:49,891 (Sighs) 766 00:48:51,194 --> 00:48:52,627 Oh, Eric. 767 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:55,996 - Party! - Yeehah! 768 00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,468 ♪ Be good ♪ Be good 769 00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:02,529 ♪ Be kind, be truthful and be free 770 00:49:02,572 --> 00:49:06,668 ♪ Keep your wholly loving eyes on me 771 00:49:07,911 --> 00:49:09,503 ♪ Be good, be kind 772 00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:12,071 ♪ Be truthful and be free 773 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:15,812 ♪ Keep your wholly loving eyes on me ♪ 774 00:49:20,657 --> 00:49:22,454 All right, Lady Jane. 775 00:49:45,749 --> 00:49:47,683 I had a phone call from Victoria. 776 00:49:47,718 --> 00:49:49,549 She's back in Peru. 777 00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:53,420 I'm sorry, Lovejoy. 778 00:49:54,925 --> 00:49:56,358 Is she all right? 779 00:49:56,393 --> 00:49:58,054 Yes. 780 00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:01,530 I didn't know you felt that way about her. 781 00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:03,760 Really, I didn't. 782 00:50:06,970 --> 00:50:08,801 Maybe it's better... 783 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:11,933 to have friends than lovers, hey, Janey? 784 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:16,203 Anyway, maybe it's not her I'm in love with. 785 00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:17,577 Who, then? 786 00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:22,141 Love itself. 787 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,454 The idea of it. 788 00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:28,384 Got a tissue? 789 00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:31,489 Are you all right, Lovejoy? 790 00:50:32,662 --> 00:50:34,186 Got wine on my shirt.